I hate Retro Aviator sunglasses! What are they for anyway?! I will never be caught dead nor on tape wearing those shitty eye covers. Only assholes wear them. Assholes in TV and movies like the so-called finest Hollywood actors. Ooh, so they call themselves
finest actors, eh? I call them fucking dumbasses who don't do anything except smile, wave, and eat shit.
Aviator sunglasses are for pilots. And I don't want to be a pilot, unless I'll crash a plane to a building full of these dung-brained people! Taking these idiot actors to their doom is child's play to me. A quick internet search tells me that this eye protection, which is an eyesore for me, originated during the
World War 2.
Those who wore these glasses during the war died not because of the battle. They died due to excruciating embarrassment for being dipshit soldiers. No one survived the aviator chaos not even the generals wearing the most expensive sunglasses, and whose only task is to sit in a corner and feather one's feet. But I was mistaken. The 21st century is another year for me to end the existence of those glasses and their shitty designers. I'll bomb all the shops that sell them and send those arse-licking designers to rot in hell.
